I just got home from WIA and I’m tired, but because I have low self-esteem and don’t want Bob Van Dyke to not like me, I have committed myself to attending this Saturday’s Annual Open House at the Connecticut Valley School of Woodworking. If you’ve never been, then you should lay your head down flat on your SawStop and slide it gingerly into the spinning blade as punishment. Once the blood clots and you’ve placed an order for your new blade and cartridge on-line, you can get yourself over to Manchester, CT this Saturday September 20th for the best damn time you can possibly have with a bunch of old dudes and their bored but tolerant wives.
Here are the details…
Oh, and if that wasn’t enough to entice you, then I should also point out that the Open House is combined with the annual Lie-Nielsen Hand Tool Event….and those slippery capitalists from Warren, ME have never made going into crippling debt so much fun…
So drop the kids off at the homeless shelter, tell your wife you have to “work” and sell whatever body fluids are required to get yourself to Manchester, CT this Saturday. You can thank me when you get there.
Feel free to bring along any saws that need a tune up, as I’ll be collecting work for my insultingly short 3 to 4 week turn-around time.
See you there!